scribbleshouse:

SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION

He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.

James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.

James stands up and walks out of the great hall.

(via rongasm)

whitecrossgirl:

belle-princess:

Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him

(Source: porpetinascamander, via holyheadharpie)

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

(via inner-sakura)

iraffiruse:

Shhhh…

iraffiruse:

Shhhh…

(via lulz-time)

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

(via choosepeaceoverwar)

autoloc:

sageruto:

i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school


"lemme input my answers in a nonstandard notation""what do you mean thats not right"

autoloc:

sageruto:

i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school

"lemme input my answers in a nonstandard notation"

"what do you mean thats not right"

(via choosepeaceoverwar)

trevenants:

#iconic

(Source: humanstefan, via lulz-time)

(Source: cuntlyff, via ghoul-party)