- Setting: Great Hall. Lily Evans is sitting with her boyfriend. James is moping and poking at his food, much to the other Marauders' amusement.
- Sirius: Hey Jude...
- James: Ah no.
- Sirius: Don't make it bad.
- James: We've been over this. It's not even a proper nickname for James.
- Sirius: Take a sad song and make it better.
- James: Stop!
- Peter: Remember to let her into your heart.
- James: Don't you start.
- Remus: Then you can start to make it better...
- James: I hate you all.
- - several minutes later -
- All Four Marauders: -Standing on the table-
- Marauders: Naaaaaa Naaa Naa Nanananaaaa Nanananaaaa Hey Jude!
- Sirius: JUDE JUDAY JUDAY JUDAY JUDAY JUDAY AAOOOOWWOW!
THE MARAUDERS SPENT THREE YEARS TRYING TO BECOME ANIMAGI
THEY ACHIEVED IT IN THEIR FIFTH YEAR
THAT MEANS THREE TWELVE YEAR OLDS DECIDED TO TURN INTO ANIMALS FOR A WEREWOLF THEY HAD MET JUST ONE YEAR PRIOR
DONT TOUCH ME I AM NOT OKAY
harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively
and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like
no not again
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto