jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

(via korraphobia)

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

— Mark Twain (via cigarattes)

(Source: the-bitchextraordinaire, via believeinbuffalo)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via her-lovers-in-japan)

minteh:

"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

(via korraphobia)

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

(via korraphobia)

american-teen:

gnarly:

damn hoe


my knees hurt just looking at this

american-teen:

gnarly:

damn hoe

my knees hurt just looking at this

(Source: yodiscrepo, via believeinbuffalo)

danspreludes:

when I talk to my parents in the morning.

(Source: ircorey, via mermaidbum)

michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

(Source: lejazzhot, via korraphobia)

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

(Source: misterjakes, via korraphobia)